It took you two days to reply to me? I guess I’ll reply in four days.

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why get thinner when you can get more dinner

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A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.


don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

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